HOLY CRAP

I'll have to be truthful to you -- there are times that a man questions his faith.  Too few, indeed, are the times when a man's faith is restored.

I have absolutely no clue what I did to deserve such joy in this life.  For the prophecies have come true:  A Boy and his Blob will come to the Wii.

You may weep openly.  I won't judge you.