"Let's do some living after we die. -24-" -- Probable serial killer/goth chick. Up to you which is worse.
"FireFighter Chick Seeking Flame -23-" -- She can kick your ass (unless you can basket-carry an NFL linebacker.)
"Brains and Beauty Looking 4 u -23-" -- Clearly she's lying about the brains. I'm guessing she's not exactly a 10.
"Everything happens for a reason! -24-" -- Explain the Holocaust. And D.L. Hughley's show on CNN.
M4W:
"I want a kind loving woman who is a bit of a freak. -25-" -- Has very desperate mother issues.
"I hate animals and I'm not a fan of Jesus either. -24-" -- Would probably pair best with goth girl/Lizzy Borden up top, if it weren't for her 16 cats.
"I'm looking for someone totally unique. -25-" -- Has seen 2 girls 1 cup. Three times.
"Babies r cool because they're conscious but not self conscious " -- "Dude. I am totally fucked up. Let's post on Craigslist."
"Female college student wanted -35-" Too classy for a prostitute, waaaay too ugly to get laid.
T4MW:
"Anyone want to play tonight? -31-" -- ...NO.
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