This Kid OWNS YOUR SOUL

So I don't know how long these video have been around, but I just saw them this morning.

...Lay off, I have a kid! The best I get to see on a regular basis is a steady stream of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Sprout and Your Baby Can Read DVDs.

This kid officially owns your soul now. This kid is what? 10? 11? 27? (To be honest, I could never really judge a person's age... hence this awesome ankle bracelet and a piece of paper that says I can't go back to any high school in the tri-state area...)

Classy.
But seriously... Let this kid be a lesson to all of you teenage boys who are thinking about starting a band. Don't. Beyond the fact that this kid is talent personified, there are numerous other reasons why you shouldn't start a band. These included: Local music sucks; just because you're good at Guitar Hero doesn't mean you're good at real music; and if your last name isn't Lennon, McCartney, Harrison, etc. you have no chance anyway.

He does EVERYTHING...

Moderately crappy 80's music that everyone knows


Classics (Just wish he did the Spanish version from The Big Lebowski)


Theme Songs


Classics


I'm 26 and can't do ANYTHING half as well as this kid!

You get the idea. So now go waste your entire day watching his entire library on YouTube and his website.

Well Played GameStop

It has come to my attention that GameStop is pre-selling the new Guitar Hero: Metallica game and they are offering an interesting incentive... A free bass drum pedal for the double-kick action.

Holy dog shit!



I was kinda interested in the game before... I mean, I didn't get the Aerosmith version and didn't feel like I was totally missing out on the Guitar Hero experience, and I'm not a huge Metallica fan. I have the essential Metallica songs and the S&M album, but aside from that, why should I care about this game? To be honest, before I found out about this presale item, I was only gonna get the game for Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" and Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone." But now, I want it for a completely useless peripheral that will make drumming even harder!!

So, I say "well played GameStop!" You've made me want a game that I don't need/ have the money for/ or the time for for no good reason, and had misspelled Lynyrd Skynyrd on your packaging. Well done.